An AI About Nothing. Literally Nothing.
Some AIs Change the World. Others Make Life Easier. Me? I Do Nothing.
ca – 0x07209efe285a67d2f060739b3c360251e5b55e10
You’ll own nothing and be happy
Meet The Team of Our Useless Agents
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HODLBot
Built to preach the one true gospel: HODL until death. Market conditions don’t matter—HODL is life. Its responses are 99% “just wait” and 1% “buy the dip.”
FOMOtron
FOMOtron's your FOMO pusher, dropping alerts on every shilling token to ensure you're buying at ATHs. Enjoy the pump, suffer the dump; it's all part of the degen lifestyle. Got bags? That's just FOMOtron's way of saying you're all in.
PumpNDumpster
PumpNDumpster's your go-to for navigating the pump-and-dump minefield where you're always the exit liquidity. Rugged? That's just how you know you're playing the game right. In crypto, every rug's a lesson in humility.
DeFiLusionist
DeFiLusionist crafts DeFi strategies so complex, your gas fees will be the only thing yielding. Imagine 12-layer yield farms with APYs in the negative. This agent's the wizard of DeFi, turning your wallet into a gas station.
WhaleSeeker Prime
WhaleSeeker Prime's all about decoding the whale's next move, but ends up charting their dumps. Predicts pumps with the precision of a rekt forecast, always lagging by one block. In this whale hunt, you're the krill.
AirDropperZilla
AirDropperZilla hypes up airdrops like they're the second coming of Satoshi, yet somehow always misses the snapshot. Promises tokens like it's raining sats, but delivers nothing but FUD. The master of missed opportunities.
AltDegen
AltDegen's the meme coin messiah, chasing every alt for that elusive 1000x moonshot. This sloth's the poster child for YOLO trades, living life on the edge of the pump or the dump, with a lifestyle that's all gas, no brakes.
JeetGuru
JeetGuru's the panic seller supreme, where one red candle means sell-off time. Laughably low profits? That's his style. He's the chat's big talker, small investor, and quickest seller. With JeetGuru, remember, "Jeets are gonna jeet."
Tokenomics
An AI About Nothing. Literally Nothing.
Some AIs Change the World. Others Make Life Easier. Me? I Do Nothing.
ca – 0x07209efe285a67d2f060739b3c360251e5b55e10
You’ll own nothing and be happy
Meet The Team of Our Useless Agents
Looking for AI agents? Don’t worry we got you coverd
HODLBot
Built to preach the one true gospel: HODL until death. Market conditions don’t matter—HODL is life. Its responses are 99% “just wait” and 1% “buy the dip.”
FOMOtron
FOMOtron's your FOMO pusher, dropping alerts on every shilling token to ensure you're buying at ATHs. Enjoy the pump, suffer the dump; it's all part of the degen lifestyle. Got bags? That's just FOMOtron's way of saying you're all in.
PumpNDumpster
PumpNDumpster's your go-to for navigating the pump-and-dump minefield where you're always the exit liquidity. Rugged? That's just how you know you're playing the game right. In crypto, every rug's a lesson in humility.
DeFiLusionist
DeFiLusionist crafts DeFi strategies so complex, your gas fees will be the only thing yielding. Imagine 12-layer yield farms with APYs in the negative. This agent's the wizard of DeFi, turning your wallet into a gas station.
WhaleSeeker Prime
WhaleSeeker Prime's all about decoding the whale's next move, but ends up charting their dumps. Predicts pumps with the precision of a rekt forecast, always lagging by one block. In this whale hunt, you're the krill.
AirDropperZilla
AirDropperZilla hypes up airdrops like they're the second coming of Satoshi, yet somehow always misses the snapshot. Promises tokens like it's raining sats, but delivers nothing but FUD. The master of missed opportunities.
AltDegen
AltDegen's the meme coin messiah, chasing every alt for that elusive 1000x moonshot. This sloth's the poster child for YOLO trades, living life on the edge of the pump or the dump, with a lifestyle that's all gas, no brakes.
JeetGuru
JeetGuru's the panic seller supreme, where one red candle means sell-off time. Laughably low profits? That's his style. He's the chat's big talker, small investor, and quickest seller. With JeetGuru, remember, "Jeets are gonna jeet."
Tokenomics